One More Funny Joke for You

A Man Walks into a Bar and Sits Down and Puts a Brown Bag on the Counter and Opens the Bag. Out He Pulls a 9 inch Man. Then He Pulls Out a Tiny Piano He Then Pulls Out a Little Bench The Tiny Man Sits Down and Plays a Nice Classical Piano Composition He then Pulls Out a Very Old Fancy Bottle of Mid Eastern Origin. Rub the Bottle the Man Tells the Bartender. He Does and a Beautiful Jeanie Appears. The Jeanie says for Freeing Me from the Bottle You get One Wish. The Bartender Wishes and He Requests a Million Dollars. A few Seconds Later. One Duck Appears Then Another. Many More Ducks Appear All over the Bar. The Bartender is Baffled and Wonders How He will get Rid of All of The Ducks. I Asked for a Million Bucks not Ducks. The Bartender Then says to the Man. I Think The Jeanie is some what Deaf. Your So Right my Friend. You Think I Originally Asked for Nine a Inch Pianist